The Wheel of Misfortune is an ongoing experiment in intentionally terrible user interface. Billed as "Alternative Form Entry", Wheel of Misfortune removes the keyboard from the equation of online data input. Users must rely on chance instead of keystrokes. Inspired by Wheel of Fortune, users spin a digital wheel. Instead of money and vacations, the wheel lands on characters. The lucky character is placed into the form field of choice. I plan to implement the "buy a vowel" function via Braintree, which I have already become an approved vendor.